
Here's a picture of me at 16 weeks. Yesterday Christopher gave his first talk in Primary. (He's a Sunbeam now!) The topic was "I am a spirit child of Heavenly Father."
Here's how it went:
Christopher: Ok, I want to be a football player...
Me (whispering in his ear): This is my daddy and mommy, they are the parents of my body.
Christopher (pointing to the family picture I was holding): This is my daddy and mommy, they are the pay-ents of my body.
Me : Heavenly Father is the father of my spirit. I am a child of God.
Christopher repeats what I said.
Me : Now bear your testimony about Jesus.
Christopher: In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Me (as I escort him down): Ok, it's someone elses turn.
Christopher (loudly): I"m not done yet. I didn't say the other sports I like.
He lays on the floor and his teacher tries to comfort him. I walk to the back and wait to see if I need to intervene. A member of the Bishopric gets up w/huge chopsticks and asks everyone what they're used for. Christopher gets on his chair and says, "That's like in Kung Fu Panda." We leave for Sunday School.